Well, he's perfect for me, anyway. He's funny and smart. He does the crossword with me. He always checks for which exhibitions are running at the local art museum of any city we'll be visiting--for me. Lots of years he gets me rings for our anniversary, because I have a thing for them. He loads my iPod full of soft hits of the 70's, he warms up my side of the bed before I get in it. And when I'm 20 pounds overweight, he's just happy because that means bigger boobs.
Who is the eff I?
1 year ago